Current Goose Status
StatusProbably Fine
Last SeenClassified
Threat LevelQuestionable
Snack SupplyCritically Low
Scooter StatusOperational
Maverick's Patience17%
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Goose AlertsUncomfortably Often
Flock StatusGrowing
Chaos LevelElevated